“he grabbed her so hard he left like finger indentations in her arm and stuff”
“I mean, in fairness, like, if Russell Crowe had been like, I don't feel that comfortable shirtless in the arena. Can I wear this swim top?”
“Buffy, the vampire slayer did a musical. Oh man, I loved it. That might be the very best Buffy episode.”
“I really liked that show.”
“I actually like the musical. It's one of the few musical TV shows I really like. It's real good, too.”
“I really love the episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where they're all like cursed to only be able to sing. It's great.”
“That's making my stomach hurt just thinking about it.”
“Willow was fucking shit up left and right She was constantly fucking spells up like all the time”
“coffee the vampire slayer the wire”