“Whenever Artie Lang did Beer League, that movie back in the day, he got a review from his home newspaper that said, Artie Lang has all the charm of a date rapist.”
“Bob Hoskins said that was one of his biggest regrets ever. I was doing that movie. That's so funny.”
“Dirty Work, by the way, I'm kind of jealous that you've seen it. I'll have to check it out.”