“it was funny for the first 15 minutes but I kind of want to know what going on at some point”
“I saw face off at this little hipster theater nearby that plays old movies as though it's opening night”
“it's so ridiculous very quickly um I'm not Caster Troy doesn't he cage and John Travolta have literally swapped faces”
“it's not a good movie like The Shining is is a good movie it's a movie about swapping faces and I think John Woo directs”
“John Woo y John mooo comes up with these names that's why you got slow-mo doves in this [ __ ]”