“i'm sure she can cook well i just feel like i can't stand to look at i also don't like watching um well you know the crippled dogs and the paralympics any that stuff i can't handle it it makes me sad”
“it's so fucking pitiful that i'm crying watching fucking mastership because this they're making apple pies”
“i'm crying at fucking MasterChef because this poor little blind girl is cooking for the first time”
“I like the little kids because they cry. I watched that one. Like sometimes the kids can't shuck a scallop. And the little kid is literally over there because he's like eight and he's over there crying”
“I really like the junior master chef with his little kids fucking throwing together filet and crab and all this really high-end stuff. That's always fun. He's nice to the kids. He's not mean to them.”
“kyle has been talking about this blind asian woman who's been like winning masterchef competitions all this time okay and i mostly don't care about cooking”
“the sickest joke in the whole series was like this blind asian female chef is possibly the worst driver ever oh my god”