“Have you ever seen the movie Pearl Harbor? Dude, it's awful. It's true. Please never get sucked into watching this movie.”
“there's an awful movie if you want the dramatization i think it's called pearl harbor Cuba Gooding Jr.'s like a black sailor”
“this love triangle between who's fucking Ben Affleck and somebody else and you just don't give a shit at all”
“Ben Affleck is awful”
“He was in that abortion of a film, Pearl Harbor.”
“Pearl Harbor is bad oh it's horrible dude it's kind of offensive how was it offensive to make a [ __ ] sappy love story about a a tragedy”
“it just seems like oh we're gonna do the do little raid but first we gotta have we got Ben Aff get cucked first”