“There's a scene in the first one where one of them gets hit in the head with a frying pan, and they make that cartoon frying pan noise sound effect. I was like, bullshit. I don't want to watch this shit.”
“Jack Sparrow is fucking sick. He literally carries this movie.”
“I remember like watching that first Pirates of the Caribbean in theaters and like having a thought of like I'm not registering anything to do with the plot or any dialogue anytime she's on screen because I was probably 1”