“what I thought was so amazing about that was they showed the kid playing with the toy at the end and he was like Jedi Master Luke Skywalker”
“I [ __ ] hate these movies they just [ __ ] with me and everything you do is [ __ ] you”
“so like okay well if you're not gonna do something crazy risky then just give us what we really want”
“the next one not quite as good the third one i forget the name of it but it took me a couple times to stay awake through it”