“I don't generally like movies with child actors, especially more than one. I don't like Goonies.”
“as a child he was incomprehensibly fat he was like like like how does a human let that happen to himself kind of fat”
“Chunk from The Goonies is it is it Chuck do I have it right yeah yeah he did this thing where he like shook his belly and the Truffle Shuffle”
“That kid if you see that kid now he's hardly fat by today's standards and yeah i feel like john candy would be the same thing”