“I was probably 11 or 12 when the Two Towers came out. And I was on a huge high when the elves showed up.”
“And then Gandalf shows up and rides that unbelievably dangerously steep fall off on his horses. And they fuck up the vanguard of the Urkai. That was sick.”
“I need more scenes like that in movies. More really good ones.”
“i find you drinking i'm smoking it's uh it's from the extended scene in lord of the rings the two towers when they come upon flooded eyes and garden gimley sees marion pippin sitting there being smug cunts smoking and ea”
“I put her through Lord of the Rings. I was like, here we go. We do one, two, three. She's never seen them.”
“the reason that the battles in Lord of the Rings are so good, especially Helm's Deep, is at no point in Helm's Deep is Aragorn swarmed by Uruk-hai, and then it cuts away”
“Yeah, Helm's Deep's number one for me, and then Battle of the Bastards.”
“Battle of Helm's Deep is, I think, one of the top two battles in cinema history. Number one is Helm's Deep.”
“I saw I told you I saw Lord of the Rings Two Towers Extended Cut in 4dx does it come around the sides and when they're burning they burn all the urai bodies all those Orcs the theater starts to smell bad”